The Funniest Dog Diet Story I Have Heard

www.postpalace.comOne of my "blog" friends Cathy had this story on her blog and I just had to post it because it is way too funny not to share with everyone...She said she got this from her friend Kathy's blog...I laughed so hard I almost fell of my chair.....wow round and round..

Here is her story:

NEW DIET:
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for
my dog and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........
Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse I told her no,
I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and I.V.'s in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet
story and she was totally buying it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive
diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or
purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had
poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt
when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.